You have made it to my little corner of the internet. I don't know what brought you here, but I feel it's only fair I explain its purpose and give you some fare warning.
I'm normally a quiet guy, one of few words. I've been doing some soul searching recently and I think I discovered why. I also thing that generally the adage "Say something nice or say nothing at all." is usually a good policy. You mix that policy with a very sarcastic sense of humor and you get a quiet guy. I have lots to say, but as a sarcastic guy, a lot of it would be considered offensive.
I will act like I'm hiding behind of the (non-existent) anonymity of an online moniker I've used for 20 years makes it okay to say what is on my mind. Giving myself an outlet for a bunch of possibly negative crap. Thus releasing that energy from my system and giving room for other more positive energy.
If you are easily offended, have poor sarcasm and/or satire detectors, are not an adult, are a human being with feelings and emotions, have ten toes, don't like coffee, or don't like dark humor... I would suggest going somewhere else.
For the few tasteless, insensitive clods this leaves behind. Proceed.